Ides of March Watch Out List

Julius Caesar, self-proclaimed emperor slash dictator of Rome fell victim to an angry mob led by his friend and ally Marcus Junius Brutus. A soothsayer warned Caesar about the Ides of March but the emperor didn't listen and instead, went off to the Senate and met his death.

To commemorate the event, I asked a couple of friends for their top 3 must watch out for list. Here's what they said:

Esmi the Bear:

• Tight t-shirts.
• Kape Puro
• Dogs with rabies.

The Chocolate Monster:

• Banana peels, #1 enemy
• Plants vs. zombies. Kakainin talaga oras mo.(It will really eat up a lot of time.)
• Assholes.

Beauty Across the Coliseum:

• Yung presidente ng asosasyon ng FX. (The president of the FX association).
• Lugar na hindi ko alam, gaya ng Vito Cruz. (Places that I am not familiar with like Vito Cruz.)
• Umiwas sa kulob na lugar lalo na kung may amoy yung taong kasama mo. (Avoid closed spaces especially if the person you're with has body odor.)

Long Distance Gay Husband:

• Watch what you eat.
• What you wear.
• Whom you fuck.

Sabi ni zenaida seva, ang lucky number today ay 3.

The Coach-Turned-Esmi:

• **Employees who work at the 2nd floor of Orient Square Building in Emerald Avenue.
• Jellyfish
• Salubsob (Sliver)

** Kasi sagabal sila sa mga taong nagtatrabaho sa mas matataas na floor. Kung maghintay ng elevator, dagsa-dagsa sila. Tapos makikipag-unahan sa yong pumasok, KAHIT NA SA SECOND FLOOR LANG SILA BABABA. As in tutulakin ka pa. (Because they're a nuisance to the people who work in the upper floors. They wait for the elevator in droves. Then, they'd rush to get in even if they're just going up to the second floor.)

Ika:

• Stepping on shit
• Snotty cab drivers
• Bitchy cash register persons

The Buddhist:

• The ugly past.
• Signs of trouble.
• Bad career shifts.

Rookie:

• Iwasan ang sobrang pagkasugapa sa pagkain. (Avoid being a glutton.)
• Iwasan maging idle. (Avoid being idle.)
• Iwasan ang mag-emo. (Avoid being emo.)

Mr. Emo

• Most of all, mediocrity.
• Selflessness. We aren't tools of anyone or anything.
• Fear.

Those are my 3. I probably just ruined you post. *laughs*

As for me, my top three goes:
1. Buzzer beater surprises.
2. Happy hour. VERY dangerous.
3. Mondays.